Really, now - you didn't have to make it so easy for me to win. You can't even keep your poker face now that you're naked. I don't think you won a single hand tonight... perhaps you shouldn't play strip poker. Or maybe you should play against a woman who's never played poker before.
But now you're naked, what say we up the ante? You've no more clothing left for me to win so I suppose we'll have to change the rules slightly.
How about we get you dressed? From now on, every hand you lose I'll choose an item of clothing I want you to wear.
No silly - not boy's clothing. I want to dress you in my underwear. There'd be no point beating you unless I was going to humiliate you yet further.
I think my stockings will suit you, although your legs are very hairy. Maybe we could go double or quits and I get to remove all that ugly hair if I win - before I lace you into my corset and drag my slinky knickers up your legs.
So what do you have? You'd better beat my hand... or you know what you'll be getting!
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